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Satire

Net Zero Alcohol Strategy *

With increasing warnings from scientists, it’s very clear that we must reduce our alcohol use and set a reduction pathway towards Net Zero Alcohol.
To deliver our goal we have identified a strategic framework which will flexibly deploy multiple policy solutions, as appropriate, to realise our vision. So why not pour a glass of your favourite tipple, sit down, and take a read?

Article by: Dominic Tantram Topic: Blog, Provocations, Satire
Greenwashing-copy-creator

Greenwashing Copy Creator *

It's tough doing the work of creating truly misleading greenwash. But don't worry, help is here use the Greenwashing Copy Creator (GCC) to hit the eco-friendly target. Definitely not to be confused with the Green Claims Code (GCC) this will really help you knock out vague, misleading and generally crapulous copy - read this to get your own UTI!

Article by: Dominic Tantram Topic: Blog, Hints and Tips, Provocations, Thoughts and Big Ideas, Satire
Certified Real Greenwash

Certified Greenwashing – Real Greenwash Kitemark

To-date, claiming environmental credentials has been somewhat of a niche activity. But now that consumers, governments and even a few companies are waking up to the power of blah blah blah - greenwashing really has gone mainstream.
There’s so much activity it can be difficult to keep up and not be overwhelmed with who’s claiming what and on what basis – or perhaps more importantly - what lack of basis.
It’s time to get professional. So, we’re pleased to announce the new Real Greenwash KitemarkTM.

Article by: Dominic Tantram Topic: Blog, Provocations, Thoughts and Big Ideas, Satire

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